| Vince (Vince) | Saturday, July 05, 2003 - 01:16 pm
I went to a Dentist and got fitted for the teeth whiting kit. So here I sit, with the forms in my mouth, whiting my teeth for the Oscars.
It gets worse! Last night I dreamt that I got a face lift. Yep, they lifted my face off and moved it to the right an inch. Apparently it wasn't perfectly centered for Hollywood.
Next, I'll be getting Implants! |
